Humorous speech 1

I had a serious conversation with my father, my plans to travel around the world and start a business.

He said, I have another plan for you, Its time for you to get marry. He knows my weak point. Its been a while, you staying away from home,  having hotel food and your health gone for a toss. You get marry to a nice girl, that will solve your health issue.

Before I say something further, he had the list of girls but after doing all the filter there was one girl. Whose final year exam was going on. Next month the first meeting will happen. He gave me the photo. I said no need,

No keep it, what I will do with this.

I took that photo and left to Bangalore. When I was alone, I thought about my father’s advise and opened the photo and see, I didn’t like it. Next day also, I opened the photo, I didn’t like it but I looked at the photo for some time.  This is the trick of my father. By the time, one month passed, I fall in love with the photo.

But, I said myself, When I talk, I will not like her. The date fixed the first meeting. I went to her house, Met. Parents asked, whether we would like to talk? , that’s just a custom in our family. All boys and girls say, NO. But we said, YES. And started our private conversation. Like an interview, very formal and asked her, Sitara, Whats your name? She didn’t say anything. I thought, poor girl, Shy ! I tried to comfort her, which college you are studying? She looked at me and said, Nikhil, don’t be nervous, Just be yourself.

What? That’s really hurt my chauvinistic ego. I controlled to keep my family name. I have changed the topic and asked about her interest and hobby, that lady started talking about the book and auditor she love. Even though I never heard their name, I have nodded my head and started chewing the food kept in front of me and talk.  She asked my interest, I talked about food and my interested start business.

She also nodded her head, and said, I love cooking. Wow.

Perfect match. I could see a lot eyes were starring at us. As if we were doing some crime. It is not common in our place that boy and girl talking more than a foot batch in the first meeting.

With the length of the meeting, my family and her family decided our marriage and happened the perfect marriage for the perfect couple. The honey period over in couple of weeks’ time. When I tasted her food. I was honest with my feedback. We realized how imperfect couple we are. I couldn’t be sad for life long because she is an imperfect cook. I have used my toastmaster skill to evaluate her culinary skill. Sandwich method, Praise, Improvement and Praise.

She served the food, I said, you sit, I will serve for you. Then I tasted and said, Wow, its better Dal curry, nicely cooked, it will be great if you add little more salt and you have decorated it with green chilly too, I loved it.  She had blushed and said, you tell that only.

Slow, slow, she took baby steps in her cooking same time I applauded with my two hands. Same time I eat like a fox and show her my enjoyment in eating along with TM evaluation skill.  My wife transferred in to a superb cook. Yes, my tummy show that too.

Friends, It is the same thing, you can appreciate the beauty in all the things around you rather that finding fault. If you do appreciate things around you, you will get what do you want.